Islam: The Eighth Wonder of the World?

By Raymond Ibrahim on March 21, 2012 in From The Arab World, Islam

by Ahmad al-Baghdadi (translated and introduced by Raymond Ibrahim)
Originally published by the Stonegate Institute

Translations of this item:

Provided they can be objective, members of a civilization are often best placed to critique that civilization. Accordingly, the following article, which recently made the rounds on various Arabicwebsites, is a good example of honest criticism of the Islamic world, by one of its own. Written by the late Dr. Ahmad al-Baghdadi (died 2010)—one of Kuwait’s best known liberal activists and scholars (he held a PhD in the philosophy of Islamic thought and taught political science)—the article recounts how Islamic civilization is the eighth, and greatest, wonder of the world. We quickly discover this is not a compliment, as the article highlights some singularly troubling aspects of the Islamic world, from a liberal—in this sense, “rational”—point of view. For the record, Ahmad al-Baghdadi is not the first Muslim to portray Islamic culture as a fantastic anachronism that has outstayed its welcome; the prophet of Islam himself, Muhammad, made a similar prophesy in a canonical hadith: “Verily, Islam started as something strange, and it will again revert to being strange, just as it began, and it will recede between the two mosques [Mecca and Medina, birthplace of Islam] just as the serpent slithers back into its hole” (Sahih Muslim 1:271).

As we know, the wonders of the world are seven; but there is an eighth “Wonder -of-Wonders” not counted among the seven: this is the “Muslim nation [umma].” I specifically did not say the “Islamic [or Islamist] nation,” for within this Muslim nation are wondrous matters not witnessed by any other nation since Allah Almighty created Adam. Here are some of these wonders:

The Seven Wonders of the ancient world, as imagined (minus the Great Pyramid, which still stands) by 16-th century artist Marten Heemskerk.

1. It is the only nation that believes it is in the right—in every way—while all others are wrong;

2. The only nation that exonerates or lightens the punishment of an indicted criminal if he is Muslim and has learned some Quranic verses;

3. The only nation where a cleric evades indictment for inciting murder if he describes one of his adversaries as “an apostate”;

4. The only nation that does not penalize a murderer if he kills “an apostate”;

5. The only nation that shows leniency and assuages punishments for the “honor killing” of a sister or a wife;

6. The only nation whose holy book [Quran] starts with the word “read” [iqra'] and yet it is among the least nations that reads books, if any at all;

7. The only nation that still uses the word “infidel” [kafir] against those who oppose its clerics or religious groups;

8. The only nation where the ruling of a fatwa [religious edict] upstages the ruling of the law—and yet it brags about being a nation that upholds the “rule of law”;

9. The only nation that does not contribute to the modern era—not even by producing a tooth brush—and yet brags about its extinct civilization;

10. The only nation that insults and condemns the West—yet lives as a parasite relying on the West in every way;

11. The only nation that incarcerates intellectuals for practicing freedom of expression;

12. The only nation that claims to be religious and guards its piety on both the official and the public level—yet there is nothing righteous about it;

13. The only nation that grants its students a PhD in religion [?];

14. The only nation still governed by the writings of those who died a thousand years ago;

15. The only nation where clerics serve as sycophantic toadies to the rulers, remaining silent about their transgressions, even when they go against Sharia;

16. The only nation that does not acknowledge the International Human Rights Declaration;

17. The only nation that forbids all human arts except calligraphy;

18. The only nation that believes in one religion [Islam]—yet its various religious groups cannot agree on the exegeses and directives of that one religion;

19. The only nation where clerics blabber endlessly, only to conclude by saying, “Allah only knows” (as if people were not already aware);

20. The only nation that believes in exorcizing Jinn from humans—even if by killing the person;

21. The only nation that has armies—and yet its lands are occupied and it fears combat;

22. The only nation wherein the Almighty Creator’s description applies—”thou wouldst think they were united, but their hearts are divided: that is because they are a people devoid of wisdom” [Quran 59:14];

23. The only nation still inquiring about religious matters and looking for satisfactory answers for over a thousand years;

24. The only nation that asks more about sex than about worship during its one month of fasting every year;

25. The only nation that believes anything and everything its clerics say without question or verification.

This nation—with all these unique traits—does it not deserve to be described as the “Wonder-of-Wonders”?